What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Please ignore this statement.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

A man penetrates another man.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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