In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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you see theres this guy.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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