- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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