I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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