Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Tall asians

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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