- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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