- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Women's rights

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

angelo snyder is not ga

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

ejaculation JLR

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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