A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

black people

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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