- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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