- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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