Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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