why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What is your name? My name is Jeff

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Caramel Boing.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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