- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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