- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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