Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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Seven

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Boner

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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