What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What is 9+10? 19

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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