"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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