Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Neil is a reterd.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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