- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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