- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

don't just stand there

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

anti jokes are really funny

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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