roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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