What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What do you call a black man? A person

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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