- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

i saw amango it splootered

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

men's rights activists

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

how do you call someone? use a phone

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

A mormon walks into a bar.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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