An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Arrow in the Knee!

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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