- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Small Penis.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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