- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What's 9 + 10 19

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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