Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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