- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Kevin and Ramin

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Dumbledore dies.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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