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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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