Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Gordon Brown smiles.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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