- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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