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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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