What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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