- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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