- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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