Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Good job, son.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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