- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A women left the kitchen.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Ready for something funny? nothing

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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