- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Your mom went to college

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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