Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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