- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A woman walks into a bar.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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