What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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