whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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