- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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