An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

How old are you? 7

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

j.p. is dumb

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