Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Albert <3 Hunter

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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69.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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