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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Roses are red, yup.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

White men's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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