- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

This is a joke.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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