why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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