- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

1+2 = 6

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

a man makes a bad joke

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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