- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Your mom is so old she died

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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