- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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