- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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