- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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