NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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