- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

He--Hey guys

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

penis. nuff said.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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