Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

In soviet Russia...things are different

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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