Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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