What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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