- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

girls basketball

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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