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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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