- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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