What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

I just threw up..In my pants.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

hi penis ham telephone

ilglsdfbvklwbkvbsjklgvsdgbvilsdbklvbwdjkbvwdfseghrfvuowebg

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...