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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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