- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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