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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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