- Anti Joke

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Romans rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.