why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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