- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Charlie Sheen

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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