- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

who is really lanky? james cornish

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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