- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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