What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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Women's Soccer.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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