- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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