Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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