Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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womens rights

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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