what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Rylan Clark

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Anti Joke

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