Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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