- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Then none of us want to be right.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

I am a mime

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

i found waldo.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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