Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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