Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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