Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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