Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Hi

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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25

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Nick Cannon

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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