- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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