- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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